Cadenisms

At Outback Steakhouse...

Caden has taken an interest in everyones real names recently...
"What's Mummy's name?"
Caden - "Loubie"
"What's Daddy's name?"
Caden - "Mike"
"What is the other name we sometimes call Daddy?" (meaning 'Mikey')
Caden - (shouts in a loud voice...) "Man-boobs!"

You couldn't make this stuff up...